Mommy, it's for you!

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Will's One-Stop-Fix-It Shop

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Hello? Can i fix that for you? Whatever it is, I think it needs to be hammered.

Rubenesque

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Slap some wings and a loincloth on me and I'd be the perfect cherub. But don't kid yourself -- I ain't no angel. Heh, heh.

Hey, You!

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Get into my car! Who me? Yes you, get in to my car! Wooooooooooooooh. Wah! Yeah!

Birthday Cake #2

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Here's the second of my birthday cakes -- Yum, yum.

I hate hats!

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Sure it's my birthday and I've got lots of presents, but you'd cry too if you were forced to wear this ridiculous dunce cap.

How many times must I explain this!

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I @&*#$-ing HATE HATS! Stop making me wear them! And one more thing, somebody put that fire on my birthday cake out, NOW!

Okay, I'm happy now

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Yeah, presents make everything better.

Looking tough in my football jersey

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Your looking at the star running back for Tennessee in 2022. Grrrr....

My first 1st birthday cake

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It's rumored that I'll have two cakes! One to celebrate with Jo-Jo Dancer and D-Dawg and one to celebrate with Lola and P-Paw.

Why ruin a perfectly good cake!?!

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I protest the fact that my birthday cake was set on fire, while Daddy valiently tries to put the fire sticks out.

Yummy!

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After we put the fire out, the cake was yummy. But I was left exhausted in all the commotion. Here I am finishing off some birthday cake before hitting the sack.

Drivin and Cryin

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Check out my new ride. Pretty sweet. And I thought I had to wait until 16 to drive. Daddy says we are going to get it pimped out [note to readers: that is a term of art; see, e.g., MTV's show "Pimp My Ride"] with some spinner rims, baseboard neon blue lights, and hydraulics.

Hey

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Check it - I am now 1 year old! Oh yeah! Daddy says i can start dating now. Check out the cool book D-Dawg and Jo Jo Dancer got for me for my birthday. Also note the little red spot near my right eye -- I got a little too celebratory the night before my birthday and got into what is called a "bar brawl."

Thirsty?

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How about a nice lukewarm glass of my bath water? Yum!